# Elon Mu$k

Elon Musk is an enormous [capitalist](capitalism.md) dick. Elon's hair is the least fake thing about him. His [IQ](iq.md) is immesurably low, he barely even passes the mirror self recognition test but he likes to LARP as Einstein on Twitter, it's super cringe, he's like a child, just more retarded and uglier.

TODO: more dirt

Musk's company [Neuralink](neuralink.md) killed 1500 animals in 4 years, was charged with animal cruelty ([sauce](https://me.mashable.com/tech/22724/elon-musks-neuralink-killed-1500-animals-in-four-years-now-under-trial-for-animal-cruelty-report)).

TODO: that moment he tried to play [superhero](hero_culture.md) when the kids got stuck in the cave :D