# Zoomer

Zoomers (also *GenZ*, *zombie generation* or *technoslave*) are weird aliens that started to be born instead of real people from around late [1990s](90s.md), they come after [millennials](millennial.md), the last generation of true people to have appeared on [Earth](earth.md). Zoomers are very scary, like slenderman from creepypasta, basically robotic entities born from normal people, no longer having real emotion or normal taste, ability to see what looks good or bad or what's nice and what's degenerated, they are just born to hold a cellphone and [consume](consumerism.md) [ads](marketing.md) appearing on a display remotely controlled by [corporations](corporation.md). One trouble with zoomers is also that regardless of where they're born, they're always [american](usa.md). Usually they look like said slenderman: two to three meters tall -- due to having grown up in [21st century](21st_century.md) and only dieting genetically modified chicken -- but extremely [anorexic](anorexia.md) and wearing broccoli haircut, constantly looking down into the [smartphone](smartphone.md) which the zoomer's organism needs to survive; without smartphone a zoomer falls into coma and dies within 24 hours. Zoomers are absolute slaves to [technology](tech.md) (without knowing how it works), mental [illnesses](disease.md) (of which they must have at least 10) as well as sexual confusion -- zoomer has no idea what gender or even species he is, he thinks he is a [rabbit](furry.md) hermaphrodite or [transsexual](transsexual.md) fluid or afroamerican [jewish](jew.md) spiderman or something, it would just be weird for him to be a normal man or [woman](woman.md). He also thinks only about [sex](sex.md) from the day he is born, he can't watch even a child fairytale without sexually analyzing every scene and painting [rule 34](rule34.md) scenarios in his head, he has addiction to masturbation, [porn](porn.md), [Internet](internet.md), [ads](marketing.md), food, [ricing](ricing.md), TikTok videos and all in all just everything he comes in contact with. Zoomer chicks look like Jynx from [Pokemon](pokemon.md), practically just a walking ass with tiny head on top, they have trousers pulled up below armpits like Clint Eastwood, to showcase that gigantic ass (despite actually protesting sexualization of women). For some reason they also have ugly faces -- usually the youngest generation is also the prettiest, but this somehow doesn't hold for zoomers, perhaps due to general degradation of the gene pool.

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*Zoomer and his girlfriend. It's not cubism, that's how zoomers look.*

Like you tune a [radio](radio.md) to specific stations, zoomer's brain is tuned on propaganda. He cannot live without consooming pixels from smartphone, so he has to eat Netflix, the poisoned adaptations of old works remade so that the characters are [LGBT](lgbt.md), black or otherwise crippled. He then accepts this as reality and says "acchuaelylly,,, the show isn't that bad. i only got stage 1 cancer from it". He then goes and starts making Netflix shows himself.

Zoomers are dangerous by no longer being people, they don't know what looks good or bad, they don't remember what good is because they never lived during times when good still existed, they think that [modern](modern.md) things are the best we can achieve, it's pretty scary. Once older generations than zoomers die out, the world will be destroyed.

Contrary to past predictions stating the generation would be one of "technology natives" possessing unprecedented technological skills, absolute opposite turned out to be the case: **zoomers are awfully terrible with technology and don't know basic shit about it**. They are the first generation with worse technological skills than the preceding one (they are also less cool than millennials etc.). This is not their fault of course, they are a failure because they were so unlucky to be born into dystopian [ultracapitalism](capitalism.md) that obscures technology and enforces consumption: hence the skills of a zoomer are limited to manipulating a device he is given so that he can use it for consumption of content. A zoomer cannot use [computer mouse](mouse.md), [pirate](piracy.md), he sometimes doesn't even know what a [file](file.md) is, he only thinks of "content in cloud" or "photos in an [app](app.md)", and we're not even talking about serious stuff like [assembly](assembly.md) programming -- this to him is rocket science. The highest skill a zoomer can have is probably [ricing](ricing.md) and [distro hopping](distro_hopping.md).

Zoomers also don't know what headphones are, they just walk and play music or videos at full volume, not giving a single [fuck](fuck.md) about the fact this is pissing off everyone around, a zoomer can't even comprehend anything so complex as empathy.

Fun fact: "Zoomer" was also the name of a creature in Metroid games, described as "not having a brain", just flying in staight lines.

**Zoomers are victims** of dystopian [capitalism](capitalism.md), it is not their fault they're dumb and miserable, we must [love](love.md) them like everyone else and perhaps even show our love that much more. Imagine being born and instead of a toy being handed a smartphone. Growing up bombarded daily by [LGBT](lgbt.md) brainwashing, with parents so busy you hardly see them, classmates committing [suicides](suicide.md), nothing but junk food to eat, no nature to play in, no [computers](computer.md) to tinker with, only content consumption devices. [90s](90s.md) kids at least had a normal childhood and grew up looking at a bright future, zoomers only ever hear about different ways in which our society is fucked. They are poor living beings born to unfortunate circumstances and their lives are difficult. This is not to belittle the generation, it's to highlight their suffering; the next generation will be to them what they are to us now.

## See Also

- [NPC](npc.md)
- [furry](furry.md)
